Product Details

We are obsessed with these playful faux leather pants by Simon Miller.

Materials and Measurements

Green faux leather (96% Polyester, 4% Spandex). Pants. Front button fly closure. 28" inseam. 12" rise. Imported.

Size and Fit

Sized: 23-34

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Includes written reviews and customer fit feedback.

Fit
Runs Small
True to Size
Runs Large

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Top Contributor
Size worn:
26
Overall fit:
True to Size
Usually wears: 2
Height: 5' 2"
Bust size: 34A
Body type: Athletic
Weight: 123lbs
Browse Victoria's reviews
October 22nd, 2024
Fun!

Wore these to a tailgate party, which was fun to spice up casual attire. They are lined so not too "sticky" to take on/off. I brought coconut oil with me in case I needed but didn't seem to have problems with too much squeaking since the fit is pretty straight leg.

Overall Fit

Just right

Length

Too Long

Top Contributor
Size worn:
25
Overall fit:
True to Size
Rented for:
Work
Usually wears: 0
Height: 5' 3"
Body type: Petite
Weight: 108lbs
Browse Angelica's reviews
October 25th, 2023
Waiting for my frog prince in fabulous pants.

Amazing, comfortable, but also beware if your thighs touch. Mine don’t but any time the legs made contact I felt like I was gonna trip. Totally worth it, I’d be on the floor in style.

Top Contributor
Size worn:
31
Overall fit:
True to Size
Rented for:
Everyday
Usually wears: 10
Height: 5' 8"
Bust size: 36C
Body type: Athletic
Weight: 160lbs
Browse Rebecca's reviews
August 26th, 2023
Great color

Loved the color & fit! These are warm pants - perfect for winter season. Worn with rented Apparis coat!

Size worn:
31
Overall fit:
Large
Usually wears: 6
Height: 5' 10"
Bust size: 34D
Body type: Athletic
Weight: 165lbs
Browse Mary's reviews
April 4th, 2023
INCREDIBLE

love love loved these pants! the compliments were endless, and they ended up being so fun with every top. i normally wear at 28 in jeans but only a 31 was available. it fit fine, just a little big in the waist and thighs but didn’t look abnormal. so i’d definitely recommend sizing up.

Top Contributor
Size worn:
27
Overall fit:
True to Size
Rented for:
Everyday
Usually wears: 4
Height: 5' 4"
Bust size: 34A
Body type: Athletic
Weight: 132lbs
Browse Maggie's reviews
March 30th, 2023
green dream!

I felt like these fit TTS. I got the size I usually wear despite reviews saying to size up and they fit me perfectly. Definitely need to be greased a little to stop friction but comfortable to wear all day. Loved them and got so many compliments.

Top Contributor
Size worn:
27
Overall fit:
True to Size
Rented for:
Everyday
Usually wears: 4
Height: 4' 11"
Bust size: 34A
Body type: Petite
Weight: 130lbs
Browse Taylor's reviews
January 20th, 2023
Standout

These are fun!! I love the color and they fit snug but in a good way since there’s some stretch. I use coconut oil to stop the squeaky noise like other reviews have said and it’s the perfect trick to wear these without worrying about the sound.

Top Contributor
Size worn:
26
Overall fit:
True to Size
Rented for:
Date
Usually wears: 2
Height: 5' 0"
Bust size: 34D
Body type: Petite
Weight: 120lbs
Browse Nastashia's reviews
January 23rd, 2024
Coconut oil! But obsessed

These pants were SO FUN but I read a review that she used a little coconut oil on them and the noise was gone! Otherwise they’re incredibly loud!!! One of my all time favorite pieces I’ve rented ever

Top Contributor
Size worn:
27
Overall fit:
True to Size
Rented for:
Party
Usually wears: 4
Height: 5' 5"
Bust size: 34B
Body type: Athletic
Weight: 130lbs
Browse Kara's reviews
November 11th, 2023
So fun!!

Loved these pants- I sized up based on reviews and that was right on at a 27! Really fun pants!!

Top Contributor
Size worn:
28
Overall fit:
True to Size
Rented for:
Party
Usually wears: 4
Height: 5' 3"
Bust size: 32D
Body type: Pear
Weight: 145lbs
Browse Katerina's reviews
April 20th, 2023
Stunning Pants - Wow Factor

I took the advice of another renter and just used coconut oil on these and they were just fine. Beautiful pants - definitely a statement piece. Very trendy. They are lined with a very warm material, so not for the summer. They run a little tight.

Size worn:
27
Overall fit:
True to Size
Rented for:
Work
Usually wears: 0
Height: 5' 4"
Bust size: 34B
Body type: Athletic
Browse Anna's reviews
April 7th, 2023
Really liked these pants although they are a little hot, overall a cute statement piece

Top Contributor
Size worn:
27
Overall fit:
Small
Rented for:
Party
Usually wears: 2
Height: 5' 8"
Bust size: 32A
Body type: Pear
Weight: 132lbs
Browse Preslie's reviews
March 21st, 2023
St Paddy’s Perfection 🍀

These pants do run small - I sized up from my normal 26 and should have gone up to 28 as the 27 was snug. Definitely use a little cooking oil to grease up the legs, but I didn’t have a noise or friction issue all day/night! Would rent again next year for the holiday!

Top Contributor
Size worn:
27
Overall fit:
True to Size
Rented for:
Party
Usually wears: 4
Height: 5' 6"
Bust size: 32D
Body type: Athletic
Weight: 130lbs
Browse Elise's reviews
March 7th, 2023
Cute statement pants

These were so cute! I’m usually a size 25-26 and sized up to 27 and they fit perfectly. They do make some noise every once in a while but it’s not a big deal and only if you rub your legs together. They’re thick and great quality!

Top Contributor
Size worn:
25
Overall fit:
True to Size
Rented for:
Everyday
Usually wears: 2
Height: 5' 4"
Body type: Athletic
Browse Ariel's reviews
February 23rd, 2023
Statement piece

The squeakiness goes away and everything else feels like a walk in nyc.

Top Contributor
Size worn:
25
Overall fit:
True to Size
Usually wears: 0
Height: 5' 6"
Bust size: 32B
Body type: Straight & narrow
Weight: 109lbs
Browse Sara's reviews
February 14th, 2023
So unique!

These worked well for me since my thighs do not touch.

Top Contributor
Size worn:
29
Overall fit:
True to Size
Rented for:
Everyday
Usually wears: 6
Height: 5' 6"
Bust size: 36DD
Body type: Full Bust
Weight: 150lbs
Browse Johnna's reviews
April 18th, 2023
Fun

Very loud as the other reviews said. I’m a teacher and my students and coworkers had a kick out of hearing me walk in them.

Top Contributor
Size worn:
24
Overall fit:
True to Size
Rented for:
Party
Usually wears: 0
Height: 5' 6"
Bust size: 32B
Body type: Athletic
Weight: 110lbs
Browse Kate's reviews
April 1st, 2023
Roll the dice

These strange pants are really fun. I wore them for a St. Patrick's Day party at my house. Everyone loved them. Though, I see how wearing them out, especially with lots of walking, could make these a no-go. They did have an occasional squeak. The reviews are hilarious and despite the pleas not to rent, the rebel in me couldn't resist. Good item for the extra spot, but don't have any expectations and plan for a backup option.

Top Contributor
Size worn:
27
Overall fit:
Small
Rented for:
Other
Usually wears: 4
Height: 5' 8"
Bust size: 32D
Body type: Hourglass
Weight: 136lbs
Browse Savannah's reviews
February 23rd, 2023
Sweaty frog-wear

These made me too sweaty to want to wear for more than 10 minutes while goofing around the house when it was around 55 degrees out. Other than that, they had stretch and fit comfortably if not a little too tightly. I wish I would have gone a size up — maybe they wouldn’t have felt so hot if they were a little baggy. I agree with other reviewers that putting a little cooking oil on stops the squeaky noises.

Top Contributor
Size worn:
24
Overall fit:
True to Size
Rented for:
Vacation
Usually wears: 0
Height: 5' 3"
Bust size: 32C
Body type: Petite
Weight: 108lbs
Browse Katherine's reviews
February 7th, 2023
Many cons. Only one pro.

The only pro is that these pants looked cool. So many cons… 1. Because of the thick material they would ride up while you’re walking and pooch out at the hips as well as get all up in your junk. 2. They were extremely HOT so my legs were a sweaty mess constantly like Ross in friends. 3. Again because of the thickness of the material, they bent in a little around my tummy and actually wound up, giving me a swollen bruise in that area since I walked around all day (23900 steps in Japan). All in all, I would not recommend renting these pants.

Top Contributor
Size worn:
27
Overall fit:
True to Size
Usually wears: 4
Height: 5' 3"
Bust size: 34D
Body type: Petite
Weight: 125lbs
Browse Ellie's reviews
November 14th, 2022
Fart sounds with every step

DO NOT rent these, please don’t even be tempted! These fit me totally fine, perfectly even and they are actually comfy. But no matter how hard I tried, the fabric made a loud farting noise every time I took a step. The fabric rubbing against itself makes this noise. These are unwearable and honestly they should not even be available. Even if you have a decent thigh gap you probably aren’t safe! Super super disappointed.

Top Contributor
Size worn:
31
Overall fit:
True to Size
Usually wears: 12
Height: 5' 9"
Bust size: 36DDD/E
Body type: Full Bust
Weight: 160lbs
Browse Elle's reviews
March 15th, 2025
Hot and loud

Super fun but a little sweaty and sticky.

Overall Fit

Just right

Top Contributor
Size worn:
25
Overall fit:
True to Size
Rented for:
Everyday
Usually wears: 4
Height: 5' 3"
Bust size: 34B
Body type: Athletic
Weight: 112lbs
Browse Julie's reviews
March 16th, 2024
Fun warm pants that stand out

Other reviews talked about how they make noise and they did until I put coconut oil on them and it stopped. Styled them with a blazer then with a black crop jacket then just tshirt. Very warm. Ran just a little big but I do have narrow hips. Enjoyed the unusual look.

Top Contributor
Size worn:
27
Overall fit:
Small
Usually wears: 4
Height: 5' 7"
Bust size: 34B
Body type: Athletic
Weight: 135lbs
Browse Emily's reviews
March 6th, 2025
Looks cute, uncomfortable to wear

They were very tight at the waist, runs small. For pants so warm it was strange how they were cropped at the bottom, so if you're wearing in cold weather you need tall shoes.

Overall Fit

Runs small

Top Contributor
Size worn:
28
Overall fit:
True to Size
Rented for:
Other
Usually wears: 6
Height: 5' 4"
Bust size: 36B
Body type: Pear
Weight: 135lbs
Browse Rachel 's reviews
September 12th, 2024
Super Cool Pants!!

So awesome!!! They are perfect for what I wanted them for. They are very particular though.. they are very warm & sort-of sticky on the outside (the material). But I love them. Sooooo cool.

Top Contributor
Size worn:
30
Overall fit:
True to Size
Rented for:
Other
Usually wears: 8
Height: 5' 4"
Bust size: 34D
Body type: Hourglass
Weight: 145lbs
Browse Kathy 's reviews
March 4th, 2024
Love these pants

I might size up next time because I would rent again. Love the color…YES for the noise when the thighs rub together but easily fixed with a tiny wipe of Vaseline. The noise never came back. Cool and trendy.

Top Contributor
Size worn:
24
Overall fit:
Small
Usually wears: 4
Height: 5' 3"
Bust size: 34B
Body type: Petite
Weight: 110lbs
Browse Anne's reviews
January 25th, 2024
I ordered too small! But they are really fun looking pants!

Top Contributor
Size worn:
31
Overall fit:
True to Size
Rented for:
Other
Usually wears: 8
Height: 5' 7"
Bust size: 38C
Body type: Apple
Weight: 155lbs
Browse Nina's reviews
June 21st, 2023
literally perfect.

I sized up thinking they would be unforgiving and I was dead wrong- supple and not stiff in any way. So thrilled they aren’t skinny OR wide leg- the perfect in between I always want even being a size too big. endless compliments, and the key to the squeek is just rubbing a tiny dab of aquafor or Vaseline on any part that touches itself- not a single sound alllll night working a dinner event walking 10+ miles.

Top Contributor
Size worn:
32
Overall fit:
True to Size
Rented for:
Party
Usually wears: 12
Height: 5' 5"
Bust size: 36DD
Body type: Hourglass
Weight: 160lbs
Browse Amy's reviews
December 27th, 2022
These are FUN

Fit is great. They are warm. I put a teeny amount of Vaseline where my thighs met and the sound that others mentioned was gone forever. Wore these to a packer game and an ugly Christmas Sweater Party. Warning: people will want to touch them! LOL look great with white Doc Martin boots and a white sweater.

Top Contributor
Size worn:
28
Overall fit:
Small
Rented for:
Party
Usually wears: 8
Height: 5' 8"
Bust size: 34D
Body type: Athletic
Weight: 150lbs
Browse Charmaine's reviews
December 26th, 2024
Midrise

Overall Fit

Runs small

Waist

Runs small

Top Contributor
Size worn:
29
Overall fit:
True to Size
Usually wears: 2
Height: 5' 3"
Weight: -1lbs
Browse Prathyusha's reviews
May 5th, 2025
Loved it, cool look

Top Contributor
Size worn:
25
Overall fit:
Small
Rented for:
Everyday
Usually wears: 2
Height: 5' 0"
Bust size: 32C
Body type: Petite
Weight: 115lbs
Browse Selena's reviews
February 10th, 2025
Way Too Tight! Size Up!

Very trendy pants, but be sure to size up. I couldn't pull the pants past my thighs.

Top Contributor
Size worn:
30
Overall fit:
True to Size
Rented for:
Everyday
Usually wears: 6
Height: 5' 5"
Bust size: 34B
Body type: Hourglass
Weight: 130lbs
Browse Reed's reviews
April 13th, 2024
So Fun - Still Might Keep Them

xyxy

Top Contributor
Size worn:
30
Overall fit:
Small
Rented for:
Date
Usually wears: 8
Height: 5' 5"
Bust size: 36D
Body type: Athletic
Weight: 150lbs
Browse Kinsey's reviews
December 19th, 2023
Super fun! Size up

I sized up 1 size but should have done 2. They definitely squeaked but I followed the other reviews’ suggestion of a little vaseline and it worked like a charm. The lining made them really warm. Despite all that, they were super fun and I loved them!

Top Contributor
Size worn:
26
Overall fit:
True to Size
Rented for:
Party
Usually wears: 0
Height: 5' 6"
Bust size: 32C
Body type: Hourglass
Weight: 120lbs
Browse Tippan's reviews
May 5th, 2023
Really fun but loud pants!

Top Contributor
Size worn:
29
Overall fit:
True to Size
Rented for:
Other
Usually wears: 6
Height: 5' 6"
Bust size: 36B
Body type: Straight & narrow
Weight: 135lbs
Browse Tracy's reviews
January 17th, 2024
Cute pants but too squeaky when you walk

Although cute, these pants never made it out of the house! They squeaked with every step. I could not meet my friend at the cafe wearing these LOUD pants.

Top Contributor
Size worn:
29
Overall fit:
True to Size
Rented for:
Other
Usually wears: 4
Height: 5' 6"
Bust size: 34B
Body type: Pear
Weight: 130lbs
Browse Angie's reviews
January 12th, 2023
Unless you have a thigh gap, not worth it

I was excited to wear these but after 5 min. of them on I knew that it wasn't going to work. They made the worst rubbery sound when I walked. It was so funny and not worth it in public.

Top Contributor
Size worn:
24
Overall fit:
Small
Usually wears: 2
Height: 5' 3"
Bust size: 32B
Body type: Hourglass
Weight: 110lbs
Browse Madeleine's reviews
August 22nd, 2023
Too awkward to wear

Strange material and made a strange sound when I moved

Top Contributor
Size worn:
24
Overall fit:
Small
Rented for:
Everyday
Usually wears: 0
Height: 5' 5"
Bust size: 32B
Body type: Hourglass
Weight: 130lbs
Browse Andrea's reviews
March 10th, 2023
Sounds horrible!

If you want to walk around making terrible plastic sounds in which your pants stick one leg to each other, this might be for you. Also, way too small for my booty

Top Contributor
Size worn:
29
Overall fit:
Small
Usually wears: 8
Height: 5' 8"
Bust size: 34C
Body type: Pear
Weight: 150lbs
Browse Deanne's reviews
February 1st, 2023
Very noisey but cute!

Top Contributor
Size worn:
28
Overall fit:
True to Size
Rented for:
Everyday
Usually wears: 6
Height: 5' 7"
Bust size: 34D
Body type: Athletic
Weight: 142lbs
Browse Olivia 's reviews
December 2nd, 2022
LOL

These pants are both hilarious and a safety hazard. Not only do the sounds they make mean they are completely unwearable unless you are going to heavy metal show, the patent leather also sticks when your legs even slightly graze each other meaning you can trip yourself at any moment. So unless you have the figure of a Barbie and your legs are set a foot apart and your knees don’t bend, don’t even think about renting these!! Its sad because they actually were comfortable and fit well.

Top Contributor
Size worn:
32
Overall fit:
Small
Rented for:
Other
Usually wears: 14
Height: 5' 0"
Bust size: 38DD
Body type: Full Bust
Weight: 195lbs
Browse Jasmine's reviews
November 4th, 2022
Wtf is the material

These are the ugliest pants I’ve ever seen and the material 100% doesn’t work for clothing. It’s just thick and awkward.

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